redwhiteandblueliberty:

missanddry:

Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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Cubone | Mitsuhiro Arita
Because it never removes its skull helmet, no one has ever seen this Pokémon’s real face.

Cubone | Mitsuhiro Arita

Because it never removes its skull helmet, no one has ever seen this Pokémon’s real face.

0000060:

:^`

:^’

:^°

:^o

:^0

:^O

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus